Quotes
"Caddyshack," the iconic 1980 golf comedy film directed by Harold Ramis, and written by Ramis, Brian Doyle-Murray & Douglas Kenney has etched itself into the annals of cinematic history for its unforgettable characters, uproarious gags, and a treasure trove of quotable lines. From the manic antics of Rodney Dangerfield's Al Czervik to the irreverent wisdom of Bill Murray's Carl Spackler, "Caddyshack" is a veritable goldmine of one-liners and memorable dialogue.
Here are some of the most notable:
"Cinderella story, outta nowhere, former greenskeeper, now about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!" - Carl Spackler
"Hey, everybody, we're all gonna get laid!" - Al Czervik
"You take drugs, Danny?" - Ty Webb
"Every day." - Danny Noonan
"Good. So what's the problem?" - Ty Webb
"So I got that going for me, which is nice." - Carl Spackler
"A flute without holes is not a flute, and a donut without a hole is a Danish." - Ty Webb
"I want a hamburger... no, cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potat-" Spalding Smails
"You'll get nothing, and like it!"- Judge Smails
"Your place got a pool?" - Carl Spackler
"We have a pond in the back. We have a pool and a pond.. Pond'd be good for you" - Ty Webb
"We'll? We're wainting!" - Judge Smails
"You're rather attractive for a beautiful girl with a great body" -Ty Webb
"You know, you should play with Dr. Beeper and myself. I mean, he's been club champion for three years running and I'm no slouch myself." - Judge Smails
"Don't sell yourself short Judge, you're a tremendous slouch." - Ty Webb
"So, what brings you to this nape of the woods, neck of the wape; How come you're here?" - Ty Webb
"Daddy wanted to broaden me." - Lacey Underall
